~/tools $ crystal-pistol --scan
Crystal Pistol
Real-time message intelligence and analysis command center powered by local AI. It reads the conversation as it happens, maps the people in it and tells you what's actually going on. Try it below: paste a chat and scan it.
Scan a chat
Paste a conversation you're in (a WhatsApp export, or lines like Name: message). You get a scam & manipulation safety check plus the numbers, worked out in your browser; the AI read runs on our own server's model. Nothing is stored.
Ask the crystal
patterns, not diagnoses. the AI reads text, not minds: use it to understand people, not to work them.
Connect to the RotVice lobby and Crystal Pistol reads the conversation as it happens. You need to be signed in to MumbleChat.
Ask the crystal
patterns, not diagnoses. the AI reads text, not minds.
What it sees
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01 · live
Real-time monitoring
Hooks into Windows Phone Link and watches your messages as they land, so the analysis is always current.
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02 · profile
Psychological profiling
Builds a read on each contact: personality, emotional patterns and the triggers that set them off.
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03 · groups
Group dynamics
Maps who leads, who follows, who stirs and who goes quiet across a group chat.
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04 · compare
Profile comparison
Puts two profiles side by side to show where people line up and where they'll clash.
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05 · simulate
Draft simulator
Test a message before you send it and see how it's likely to land with that person.
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06 · timing
Optimal contact timing
Learns when each contact is most responsive, so you know when to reach out.
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07 · reports
Monthly relationship reports
A monthly breakdown of how each relationship is trending: warmer, colder or about to turn.
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08 · alerts
Early warning system
Flags shifts in tone and behaviour before they turn into a problem.
Bring your own brain
Point it at the model server you already run. Local first; the Claude API is there if you want it.
- Ollama
- LM Studio
- KoboldAI
- LocalAI
- Claude API
Get it
The desktop app watches your messages live through Windows Phone Link and processes everything locally: your messages, profiles and reports stay on your machine. Nothing is uploaded unless you choose a cloud backend yourself.
Download Crystal Pistol